Doctor Lazarus highly recommends that anyone who should be rejected or already has been a victim or a survivor of rejection, turn that frown upside down by watching more miserable (and witty) souls.

The Rejection Show Presents
‘REJECTION SHOW’ VALENTINE’S DAY HEARTBREAK HAVEN
“Find someone to french!”
The Bell House
February 14, 2010
8PM – 1AM

The cult-favorite live comedy series, The Rejection Show and the book, Rejected: Tales of the Failed Dumped & Canceled is celebrating Valentine’s Day with an evening of its best breakup, heartbreak and love related performances/stories from within the book and shows past, present and future  —blending into an evening of love song karaoke, live music, and a party.

If you’re single, feeling alone, rejected, don’t have a date or don’t like traditional Valentine’s Day routines then The Bell House is the place to be on Valentine’s Day 2010! ”Find someone to french!”

Featuring FAST, FUN, HEARTBREAKING performances from:

Jon Friedman
Eliza Skinner
Mandy Stadtmiller
Adam Wade
Katina Corrao
Elna Baker
Max Silvestri
Sean Patton
Julie Klausner
Gabe Liedman
Sara Schaefer
Sean O’Connor
Michelle Collins
Catie Lazarus
Gabe Delahaye
Edith Zimmerman

And who knows who else might stop by!

Plus LOVE SONG KARAOKE, DJ, PARTY!

Tickets available HERE.

‘Rejection Show’ Valentines Day Heartbreak Haven
Hosted by Jon Friedman
The Bell House
Sunday February 14th @ 8PM – 1AM
149 7th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11215
F, G, R train to 9th and 4th Ave. or 9th and Smith
718-643-6510
$10

The government might be entrenched in a war over health care, but that doesn’t mean you need to skimp on your care-health©. If only Obama had thought to copyright it, he wouldn’t be fighting over who owns health care! You probably don’t have the rights to care-health© either, but you can care for your health.

One way is to read more. Hot off the presses is Dr. Lanny Latham’s self-published, Get Psyched! The 7 Steps To A More PSYCHED Life, and this 123 page pamphlet is perfect for Americans who recently lost their jobs and crave structure. Taking “me” time can be a challenge, especially as you are you and not I, but you won’t be disappointed to spend time with Lathan, a self-proclaimed certified life coach.

Spoiler alert ladies, Latham is quite the tall, cool glass of purified water when compared to other male self-help experts, like Dr. Phil, Richard Simmons or Rabbi Shmuley Boteach! Would you be psyched to be with Latham alive or Sigmund Freud dead? Exactly! Latham says that his method will, “immediately solve every problem in your life instantly — in seven easy steps!” I think we all know what he is referring to by the word, “seven,” talk about minutes in heaven.

Latham wasn’t always this psyched. The former physical education teacher turned crystal meth addict turned life coach had to walk uphill both ways in stilts in bare feet through sleet and snow.

Luckily for Latham, he discovered he had “quick hands.” Things really heated up when started to encourage others how to rub their hands vigorously. Today, Latham points out to strangers, without pointing at them because it would rude, his particular method. Latham refers to it as one of his many “psychazoid.” Some might think Lanny’s simply putting the psycho back in psychozoid, but it is spelled with the letter “A.”

Look, between the health care debate and experts waffling about which way the economy is going, you may want to avert your eyes. Trust your judgment. Look inwards, you can’t really afford to look out. If you do look outwards, you might see something you want to buy. Don’t judge yourself for it. And if you do judge yourself, don’t judge yourself for judging yourself. Lanny Latham doesn’t, why should you?

For more about Lanny Latham’s book: http://www.getpsyched.biz

Doctor L is getting a VIRTUAL FACE-LIFT!

Please re-visit her site very soon and you will find all of the ADVICE you need and the ANSWERS to YOUR questions. Doctor L SHOUTS a lot, that’s why she uses capital letters. CAPITAL LETTERS are a way to demonstrate you are SHOUTing. You are welcome for the tidbit…

You need so much care, advice, time, and attention, it’s the least she can do. Well, you might find yourself, like everyone else, commoner or otherwise, declaring Doctor L is the:

“CARER OF THE CENTURY”

“MOST GENEROUS, MODEST PERSON EVER”

“The THERAPY-LITE TALK-SHOW HOST WHO DESERVES HER OWN SHOW, BUT DOESN’T YET HAVE ONE.”